Dealer's Choice- Theme

I want this film to overall focus on a different viewpoint- it's a viewpoint other than a regular human's of an everyday life of an object without actual life. I want to see how an inanimate object would feel if it actually had feelings through the use of the camera viewpoints, sounds, and cuts. There is also definitely a running theme of humor, as the object chosen alone is often considered humorous, and the drama surrounding the object, or the murder of a sandwich, is also meant to be humorous. I also want to be somewhat preachy with "don't kill sandwiches" to make a bit of a statement about political extremists.